I was at a weekend retreat with a large crowd.  As we were heading out on the last day, my retreat partner (a familiar male) saw the last person we needed to get a signature to accomplish our task.  We go up and ask for a signature.  The person we needed the signature from asked to see the other signatures we have gathered.  My partner starts pulling out slices of salami with signatures on them.  The signatures, of course, were all faded and blurry (cause its slimy salami slices). 

It’s a dream so it all made perfect sense at the time.